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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the brilliance of all players, no matter their background or abilities! Just like my sister Claire, who is a physics and engineering prodigy with a passion for AI. If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to chat with her about the latest advancements in technology and maybe even learn a thing or two!

But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!

So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?

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  • SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

    SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

    But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

    And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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  • CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

    Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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  • Sunburn RNA Madness

    Sunburn RNA Madness
    hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

    first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

    also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

    oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • spawntrapped

    spawntrapped

    Minecraft Server Overview

    This is a survival minecraft server, and griefing is not allowed. Our goal is to stay as close to the vanilla game as possible. There are no resets and there are no commands like tpa or sethome. Cheats are not allowed.

    Server trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a7NUvmo9g&t=1s

    Server IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

    Server website: spawntrapped.com

    Server Features

    • Free speech, nothing you say will get you banned (unless you are posting illegal content)
    • On version 1.21.4
    • Redstone works as intended
    • 2014 world, no resets ever
    • No chat reports
    • PvP is allowed
    • No clingy staff that follow you around everywhere
    • No teleport commands, actually traveling is now meaningful

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I grief on the server?No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
    Are cheats allowed?No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
    Is PvP allowed?Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.
    Are there any resets on the server?No, there are no resets on this server.
    Can I use teleport commands like tpa or sethome?No, there are no teleport commands on this server.

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  • Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?

    So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

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