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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5461 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7969 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!