Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	83

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	877098	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

FiancéFollyCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Features

FAQ

Updated September 19, 2024

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

Updated September 19, 2024

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Updated September 19, 2024

TherapyRantCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

Updated September 19, 2024

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

Updated September 19, 2024

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

Updated September 19, 2024

Ventilator Vibes

Updated September 19, 2024

ArtisNetwork

Updated September 19, 2024

macaroni-land

Updated September 19, 2024

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Updated September 19, 2024

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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