Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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