FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6256
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Potions Brewed:	73
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	4938	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7742
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	83
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	188	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crops Grown:	8359
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	6581	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2116
Crops Grown:	9526	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Animals Bred:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2502
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?