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Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	5196	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	260	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	1822
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	797
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	262	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

Goths In Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8168
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.

CraftingKindness

advocacy, Altruism, charity work, community service, compassion, counseling, CraftingKindness, Emotional support, Empathy, helping professions, humanitarian work, make the world a better place, mental health support, non-medical profession, non-profit organizations, philanthropy, relieve suffering, social justice, social work, Therapy, volunteering

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	5841	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to escape to a world where you can make a difference without all the stress? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual superhero, saving the pixelated world from evil mobs and spreading joy wherever you go.

Forget about boring old professions like doctor or therapist, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, spreading rainbows and happiness to all the players. Or how about a professional cookie baker, handing out delicious treats to everyone in need of a pick-me-up?

Join us today and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who share your passion for making the world a better (virtual) place. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Green Consumption Society

#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

Avalon

avalon, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Server Information
Server Trailer: Watch Here
TikTok: Check out our TikTok
Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom or create my own?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own kingdom and invite others to join you.
How many quests are featured in Avalon?	Avalon features over 200 quests across 6 chapters of storyline.
Are there daily raid bosses in Avalon?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards that you can challenge.
What classes can I choose from in Avalon?	You can become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman and level up each class to become the ultimate Guardian.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed on the server as per the server rules.

Ethereal Haven 1.20

Ability, Anime, battle, Bleach, Combat strategy, Defeat, defeat by brute force, Ethereal, Haven, hits hard, loses, Manga, powerful attacks, reality manipulation, reality warping, shinigami, SHONEN, soul reaper, strength, Supernatural powers, underestimation, Weakness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	907769
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

amen, bargain, Blessing, chapter, chapter 6, convenience, Dinner, DISCOUNT, Fiction, Food, Grateful, Highly Nutritious, Literature, macaroni and cheese, mastermind, microwavable, Minecraft, novella, page, Page 1223, part, part 2, previous page, sale, Shiori, smp, Story, thankful, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

academic performance, Airport Travel, BroBroBlameMe, communication breakdown, conference preparation, Confrontation, contact lenses, Emotional Abuse, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Gaslighting, Glasses, Manipulation, Minecraft, optometrist, prescription refill, school stress, Server, sibling conflict, trust issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

BarCraftersUnited

bar, bar fights, BarCraftersUnited, BIZARRE, bizarre incidents, crazy, Disturbing, drunken antics, messed up, Outrageous, shocking behavior, shocking moments, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected situations, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird encounters, Wild

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	909	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	59	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mines Excavated:	2352

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	3258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13