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Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	278	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WorldviewChanger Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, altered worldview, changed mindset, changed outlook, changed perception, different viewpoint, eye-opening, fresh perspective, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, shift in mindset, shift in thinking, shifted perception, small changes, smp, transformative experience, world view, WorldViewChanger

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Emeralds Found:	9389	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, I joined and suddenly my whole world view changed, like I used to think pigs were just cute little farm animals but now I see them as secret agents plotting against us all! And don’t even get me started on the chickens, I swear they’re planning a revolution.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.

So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft420

age milestones, aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging process, aging signs, aging symptoms, BoomerCraft420, feeling old, feeling your age, getting older, growing older, midlife crisis

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

breath awareness, Breath Control, breathing techniques, Breathwork, breathwork trainer, Coach, Deep Breathing, emotional wellbeing, guided breathing, holistic health, Masters, meditation, Mental Wellbeing, mind-body connection, mindfulness, physical wellbeing, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, virtual, virtual breathing coach, virtual coach, wellness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

1.20.4, abusive men, advocacy, Community Resources, counseling, Crisis Support, domestic violence, empowerment, empowerment programs, faces, healing, homeless shelter, intervention, mental health, outreach programs, recovery services, Rehabilitation, safe space, Sheltering, social services, support services, Trauma recovery, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Rocky Mine Madness

Analysis, Backlash, controversy, criticism, debate, Drama, Entertainment, fan reaction, madness, Media, opinion, Performance, professional wrestling, Rocky, scripted, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, the rock, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

StepmomSlayin’ Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, christmas, college, coming out, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Dinner, EMBARRASSING, family, Father, forgiveness, insult, LGBTQ, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, StepmomSlayin, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of hot cocoa on a cold winter day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when I accidentally revealed my bisexuality to my stepmother at Christmas dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SaladGateCraft

coworker conflict, epi pen, food allergies, food sharing, office administration, office communication, office culture, office dynamics, office food, office fridge, office kitchen, office lunch, office politics, office responsibilities, office rules, office support, peanut allergy, SaladGateCraft, tree nut allergy, workplace etiquette, workplace safety

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally eating nuts when you’re severely allergic? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is no nuts allowed – just like in the office with the epi pen incident.

Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

NormalDisgustMCSMP

accepted behavior, cultural standards, customary beliefs, customary habits, customary practices, Disgusting, gross, hygiene, nauseating, normal, NormalDisgustMCSMP, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, Repulsive, revolting, societal norms, stomach-turning, taboo, unappealing, Vile

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N

age, Communication, convenience, disturbance, Etiquette, habits, Lifestyle, mobile device, Notification, personal choice, Phone, Preferences, privacy, Ringer, silent mode, SilentMiner69, Sound, Status, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4687	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!

So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, detention, Diplomacy, Emily Damari, Facilities, freedom, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, ORDEAL, Political, Prisoner, Release, Server, UNRWA

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Farms Harvested:	186

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!

Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.

Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

2.5B, air defence, arms procurement, CraftyDefense, defense alliance, defense budget, defense investment, defense partnership, defense spending, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military modernization, military support, security partnership, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8377	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together!

Chemical Water Fight Server

battle, Chemical, chemical warfare, Combat, Conflict, controversy, Fight, Fun, h2o, hydration, liquid, molecules, Playtime, Science, Server, SPLASH, summer activity, War, WARFARE, Water, water fight, wet

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchantments Applied:	282
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have water fights that are basically chemical warfare cuz water is a chemical bro! 😂💦💣

we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs 🐷🥋

our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for all the players 👻💥

we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players, just watch out for its fiery breath 🔥🐉

come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪🎮

Players:	92/800	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	691550	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3