New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4072
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Enchantments Applied: 162 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
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Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6986
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

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