Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 488
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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