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WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3824
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	71

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2640
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8133	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2