lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Crops Grown: 6213
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Crops Grown: 5372
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Animals Bred: 166

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Mines Excavated: 4481

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 981
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Items Found: 5398
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FirstMovieCraft

    FirstMovieCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 481
    Farms Harvested: 570 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY