FerretFrenzyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1468

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mines Excavated:	1921
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	239
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9074
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	1365

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4658	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8019	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Towns Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.