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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 2099 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 557854 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
