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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9446 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 558 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!
