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PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	174
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	2479
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7733

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ToropetsTakedown

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Missiles, russia, SECURITY, Stockpiled, Strategic, Surveillance, Targeting, Technology, Tensions, Toropets, ToropetsTakedown, Ukraine, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3004	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0