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BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1781

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	2501
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	6501

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	191
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	955

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Potions Brewed:	198	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5