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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4019 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3868 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Need a break from awkward family situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape your real-life problems and create new, even crazier ones. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a fembot and her mom – talk about a plot twist!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual romance, scandalous affairs, and unexpected twists and turns all while building your dream world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions)?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride that’s more ridiculous than a pig riding a minecart. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
