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Players: |
90/900 |
Votes: |
1244 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
2 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
19 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
3 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
Buildings Constructed: |
19 |
Towns Built: |
4 |
Secret Passages Found: |
2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
18 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday