Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Jeremiah was a Minecraft SMP bullfrog

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Jeremiah the bullfrog is our unofficial mascot! He may not speak English, but he sure knows how to party. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and plenty of wine-drinking with our amphibious friend. Who knows, maybe Jeremiah will even teach you some secret froggy language skills. So hop on over and join us for a ribbiting good time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What are Minecraft servers like Vanilla Minecraft ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Vanilla Minecraft include:

1. HermitCraft – HermitCraft is a popular server known for its tight-knit community of content creators and players who create unique builds and engage in collaborative projects.

2. Mindcrack – Mindcrack is another well-known server with a focus on Vanilla gameplay and community engagement. Players are encouraged to explore, build, and play together in a friendly and supportive environment.

3. Legacy SMP – Legacy SMP is a server that offers a Vanilla experience with a focus on building and exploration. Players can join forces with others to complete challenges and quests, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded individuals.

4. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is a popular server with a variety of game modes and mini-games, including survival mode that closely resembles Vanilla Minecraft. Players can enjoy the classic Minecraft experience while also exploring new and exciting features.

5. Wynncraft – Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft server that offers a custom RPG experience with quests, NPCs, and an expansive world to explore. While it may not be identical to Vanilla Minecraft, it offers a similar level of immersion and gameplay depth.

Overall, these servers offer a similar experience to Vanilla Minecraft while also providing their own unique elements to keep players engaged and entertained. Explore these servers and find your new favorite today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Legal 15 Girls Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 year old girls, age of consent, America, consent, discrimination, equality, fat, gay America, Girls, Laws, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Murika, old bitches, RIGHTS, Server, society, Stereotypes, teenagers, Ugly, united states

Are you tired of living in a world where 15-year-old girls are only legal in certain places? Well, look no further because on our server, 15-year-old girls are legal EVERYWHERE! Say goodbye to the restrictions of gay America and hello to a world where Murika is filled with fat, ugly old bitches who can’t touch you! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal shenanigans and outrageous adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

/The Fluffy Chickens Minecraft SMP/ – Short and Stuffed Edition

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Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! This server is dedicated to all things female fatfur, where we embrace short and stuffed characters in all their glory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious discussions, insane stories, and a never-ending stream of images that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Our writefags are on fire, our pastebin is overflowing with madness, and our paid content will blow your mind (and your wallet).

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of artist downloads, a furaffinity archive that will make your jaw drop, and a QOTT that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, keep it female, keep it fat, and keep it absolutely ridiculous.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal intent, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, hate crime awareness, hate crime consequences, hate crime legislation, hate crime prevention, Hate Speech, Minecraft, PIXEL, Punch, Racial equality, racial profiling, racial tension, racism, radicalization, Server, social justice, violence, White Supremacy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your white-people-killing needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane weapons, crazy traps, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary White People Slayer, a mythical creature that roams the land seeking out unsuspecting players to take down. Will you be able to survive its wrath and claim the title of ultimate warrior?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner chaos as you embark on a quest to kill white people more efficiently than ever before. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ruins Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a sprinkle of madness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the depths of the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to befriend this rare beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Niggerius Jr’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HIND-MC

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Hi, I’m Energ1boy, the admin of HIND. We are a fun community and love our server, we have really cool plugins and builds and even people which you WILL have fun with, guaranteed. So join now and let’s all have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sensitivity Read Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so sensitive, it can read your emotions and adjust the gameplay accordingly! Feeling sad? We’ll spawn a bunch of adorable puppies to cheer you up. Feeling angry? We’ll give you a diamond sword and let you go on a rampage! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures like you’ve never experienced before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dump Wallet Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to uncover the mysteries of the 350m dump wallet and see if it will align with the bull run starting for link. Will you be the one to solve the riddle and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the dangers lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out – join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Born to Kill

Adventure, Balancing, Challenges, Combat, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Hardcore, Kalyug, Keys, LifeSteal, Network, Players, PvP, Rewards, spoiler, Survival, Vanilla

This Server is made as a network with a balanced Economy and it has Lifesteal that makes it more interesting and the thing that makes you play it is that its hard to survive here just give a try and play here.

Mark my words:- You will love to Play here

The Server has got Discord server with co operative owners and you must get minecraft there only cause I cant type all things and give you spoiler to many things

You can get keys or economy balance by participating in many events on discord Remember one thing that this is kalyug and you are borned to kill not ot die

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OmriNet

Features, gameplay, Minecraft, Network, OmriNet, Survival

OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

accusation ridicule, Crafty, divorce settlement removal, financial association contracts, financial contracts, government power reduction, government size reduction, inflation-adjusted pay, Minecraft, Muscle, proof of claims, proof of claims encouragement, random accusations ridicule, Server, social welfare removal, strong men, victim-based policing, victim-focused policing

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.