Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server

    Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Happy Happy Wawaween, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””

    ””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CobblePunk

    CobblePunk

    CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

    we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server

    🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server
    Welcome to the BlixMine server – a unique place for true connoisseurs of griefer survival! Here you can test your PvP skills, build powerful bases and fight with other players for resources.? Server Features:• Griefing: Destruction of other players’ buildings is allowed, so be prepared for unexpected attacks!• Economy: Earn, trade and grow in our unique economic world.• Clans: Create or join clans, team up with friends and fight for control of territory.• Events: Regular events and tournaments with prizes for the most active players!• Magic and Artifacts: Discover unique items and magical abilities that will help you in battle.? Plugins: We use the best plugins to improve your gaming experience, including anti-spawn griefing, a clan system and much more!? Join us! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community. Join BlixMine and show everyone what you can do!We are waiting for you at BlixMine – this is where your adventure begins

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • This is you Minecraft SMP

    This is you Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • 2b2t Oceania

    2b2t Oceania

    2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Draythor

    Draythor

    𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

    Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BareVanilla Anarchy

    BareVanilla Anarchy

    BareVanilla Anarchy

    Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • 2tools2builders

    2tools2builders

    2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

    Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

    The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

    The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

    The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

    SonicCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

    /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

    Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

    And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Infinite Chaos

    Infinite Chaos

    Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

    Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

    Features:

    Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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