Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dripworld

    Dripworld

    DripWorld SMP

    Welcome to DripWorld, the ultimate Minecraft SMP where creativity meets community! Dive into a vibrant world filled with unique biomes, custom plugins, and endless adventures. Key Features: Diverse Biomes: Explore a variety of beautifully crafted landscapes, from lush forests to sprawling deserts, each offering unique resources and challenges. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with plugins that enhance gameplay, including economy systems, mini-games, and quality-of-life improvements. Community Events: Participate in regular events like build contests, treasure hunts, and PvP tournaments to showcase your skills and win exciting prizes. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about building, exploring, and collaborating on epic projects.

    Drip Culture: Embrace the “drip” aesthetic with exclusive skins, unique item sets, and a fun, laid-back vibe that encourages creativity and self-expression.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, DripWorld offers a space for everyone to thrive. Come build your dream world and let your imagination run wild! Join us today and be part of the drip!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

    You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

    More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

    We are waiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 278
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy Tactics and its serious storyline? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the Tellius games reign supreme!

    Picture this: instead of boring old turn-based battles, you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with your trusty diamond sword! And forget about complex political intrigue, our server is all about building epic castles and roller coasters that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

    Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So why settle for Final Fantasy Tactics when you can have a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /Web Fishing Lewd General Minecraft SMP #0001/

    /Web Fishing Lewd General Minecraft SMP #0001/
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t cater to your erp (erotic roleplay) needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your steamy Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous lobby codes and horny posts that will make your blocky world sizzle with excitement. Whether you’re looking for a pixelated romance or just some good old-fashioned fun, our server has got you covered.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of imagination, because things are about to get spicy in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Convicted.GG

    Convicted.GG

    Convicted is a new custom prisons server that offers a truly unique modern prisons experience!

    JOIN ON PC, BEDROCK, MOBILE & CONSOLES

    Enjoy the traditional A-Z prison mines ranking system as well as our automining feature to make sure you’re never missing out on rewards!

    We are also offering rewards for the top gangs on the server, play to win!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

    Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

    Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

    So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Heavy rain

    Heavy rain

    Survival Server with Economy and Claim

    Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

    With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

    Join now and start your adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7994 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6590 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

    Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • New MC

    New MC

    This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ores Mined: 9674 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CTE2

    CTE2

    Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Passport Bro Minecraft Server

    Passport Bro Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 540610
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

    Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

    Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

    And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NauticMC

    NauticMC

    Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Star Shards Collected: 298

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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