Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Farms Harvested:	341
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	8140
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	8362
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	3497	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	1450	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	729	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Mines Excavated:	1512	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3773	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	8906	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Items Found:	4477
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.