Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Villages Defended: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4987 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 New Chunks Explored: 957665

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 117
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 177 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchantments Applied: 155
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Dimension Hops: 12
    Crops Grown: 9543 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Animals Bred: 150 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Farms Harvested: 621 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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