so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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