so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1681 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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