so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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