so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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