FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	749583
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6258
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8364
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	1689	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crops Grown:	8122

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3965
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!