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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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