FeatureMeMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	2289
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	6165
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14

New Minecraft Servers

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have the most lit community ever, like everyone is always cracking jokes and building crazy stuff. And get this, we have a secret underground club where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs from the game. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons, so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have, they’re like wizards or something. They can make anything happen, like one time they turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was so random but also totally awesome.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally off the walls and full of surprises, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, you might even get to show off your best body feature and get all the attention you deserve. It’s like a virtual beauty pageant, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3795

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8196
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6019	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	146	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!