> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	124	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Items Found:	7434	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6563	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8691
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5407
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!