F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Emeralds Found:	5423
Love Letters Sent:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	189482
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	5877
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	9272	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	387212	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchantments Applied:	92
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Animals Bred:	101
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8452	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!