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Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magic Items Found:	3071	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	985	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	480372	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Votes:	8782	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	216

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	3611

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1742	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7852
Enchantments Applied:	181	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	557023	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	151	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Farms Harvested:	506	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2