FBItermin8rsMCSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3141
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Star Shards Collected:	82
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mines Excavated:	2854	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dimension Hops:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Votes:	2896	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7050	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	693298	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	6262	Magic Items Found:	4967
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	99	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3243
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3610
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	688874
Emeralds Found:	473	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!