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UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4262
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	772	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	1280	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	6509	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8444	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	155	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ores Mined:	3108
Enchantments Applied:	220	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3574
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2985
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension Hops:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	2129	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	184	Legendary Items Repaired:	5