New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

New Minecraft Server
garden.minewind.net
New Server IP

  • Leetle Boy 2000 Minecraft SMP

    Leetle Boy 2000 Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why are you Leetle Boy 2000? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding beds). Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    TOPAV.MCMCMC.NET

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Alien Invader’s Minecraft Server

    Alien Invader’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: an alien invader lands on Earth and decides to stick herself to the waist of a baka kid. And just like that, she gains superpowers and becomes Ben 10’s new best friend, Lum-chan! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lum-chan and battle aliens, explore new dimensions, and maybe even save the world. Who needs ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Flg – F-List General Minecraft SMP #7015

    Flg – F-List General Minecraft SMP #7015

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mini-me versions of ourselves, causing chaos and mischief at every turn. Imagine the hilarity of your character teaming up with their pint-sized doppelganger to take on the creepers and zombies of the world. It’s a roleplaying experience like no other, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

    So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your freak flag fly. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of roleplaying madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Umbra Network

    Umbra Network

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    Welcome to Umbra Network!

    A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

    We hope to see you soon!

    play.umbra-network.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

    SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

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    Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Rich Minecraft SMP Player

    Rich Minecraft SMP Player

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    Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Coremine

    Coremine

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    CoreSteal SMP is more than just a Minecraft server. It’s an immersive experience that blends strategy, survival, and creativity. From lifesteal mechanics to custom ranks and gear, every detail is built to give players a fresh twist on classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, every encounter, alliance, and battle counts – challenging you to grow, adapt, and explore in ways you’ve never experienced!

    play.infinixcore.one

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server

    Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! We’ve got a new Suisei collab coming up that is guaranteed to capture the normie market and bring a whole new level of chaos to the game.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and establish themselves as the ruling class. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

    HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

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    Are you tired of boring, regular SMPs filled with just a bunch of hunks from /tv/? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with those boring hunks when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PandorasBlocks

    PandorasBlocks

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    Pandora’s Blocks is a Greek mythology themed network focused on the game modes Survival, Kit PVP, Prison and more. We aim to bring a uniquely enhanced Minecraft experience to all users, and to build a supportive community!

    play.pandorasblocks.net

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Obey Jews Minecraft Server

    Obey Jews Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Saki’s SMP Adventures

    Saki’s SMP Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the birthday of the best legs in anime history! That’s right, we have a whole day dedicated to worshipping those perfectly sculpted anime legs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? That’s right, you’ll never see a more impressive llama-built castle in your life. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with anime legs, llama architects, and so much more!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MaceCity

    MaceCity

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    If you are looking for a new German Minecraft Citybuild server, then you have come to the right place. MaceCity is a Minecraft Java Edition server on version 1.21.1. The server is a great server.

    MaceCity.de

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MineUnivers

    MineUnivers

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    Welcome to MineUnivers! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Factions, Creative, Prison and much more! Please read below for more information.

    Vanilla Servers: We have a wide variety of Vanilla servers (Factions,Survival,Prison,Creative,Skyblock) in the latest version of Minecraft. You can access these servers with any version from 1.16.2 –> Latest [1.21.1]. Our servers are packed with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Join us today!

    Website: https://www.mineunivers.com/ Discord: https://discord.mineunivers.com/

    mc.mineunivers.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP