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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5529 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.
So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!