Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
109/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Potions Brewed: |
64 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
2 |
Zombie Dances: |
7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
2 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
446 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
3 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
12 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
4 |
Magic Items Found: |
3337 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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