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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6066 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 739 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!
this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!
join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!
and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!
