Welcome to our totally normal and not at all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a weekly event where we debate which Fate servant we would totally bang! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, here we discuss the important stuff like which anime character we want to get freaky with.

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, questionable builds, and questionable conversations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated anime character. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5588
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dimension Hops: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 New Chunks Explored: 858106
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Runes Activated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 197319 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 New Chunks Explored: 570052

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Items Found: 1707
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Animals Bred: 139 Crops Grown: 6248

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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