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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9986 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
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