FastLisp’s PhastCraft: Where Technology Meets Hilarity!

FastLisps, fastman, Hilarity, meets, PhastCraft, phastlisp, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slow servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in slow motion? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re zooming through cyberspace at the speed of light! We’ve harnessed the power of fastman technology to ensure that your Minecraft experience is smoother and quicker than ever before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features phastlisp technology, which is so advanced that it will make your head spin. With phastlisp, you’ll be able to build, mine, and explore with lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of fastman and phastlisp technology like never before. Don’t get left behind in the slow lane, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Items Found:	6401	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	522
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	881
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mines Excavated:	1249	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magic Items Found:	7736
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3440	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	81142
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!