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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.
