Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Dimension Hops: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Potions Brewed: 69
Villages Defended: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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