FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

CraftyHubbyCutback

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2677	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Crops Grown:	6152
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	130
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GFDriverSeatOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	4865
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2985	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

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Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	83	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8227
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Cube World

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New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZenythMC Network

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In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	5363
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Potions Brewed:	158	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9