Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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