Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5317	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	15898
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	2958
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4