Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Buildings Constructed: 14 Falling into the Void: 0
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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