Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dimension Hops: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5308
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 176 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Crops Grown: 5248
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 77

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 203 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 New Chunks Explored: 280557
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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