Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7001	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7541	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401442
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KelseyCrossing

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KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyBedBuddy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2